šala na račun slovencov, čaplarekof ter ostale smešne stvari

http://www.mojvideo.com/video-slovenci-sala-na-nas-racun/6d9041cfd3f7de18e334



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

in koj kurac ju tu smešnega?

to ti je bole smešno?!?!

ali pa toti?

JAck je napisal/a:in koj kurac ju tu smešnega?

Kaj si zguba smisel za humor kje????


en dober avatar. če kdo rabi:

hehehehihihihi ijhihhih

Evo pubeci, mate že tu nekaj variant za priložnostne majice... :lol: :lol: :lol: Enih par je resen dobrih... :lol: :lol: :lol:

ko to gledam se mi naš mažek rejsen smili kak mora fejst delati v službi, ka je tak zaposleni:twisted:

Še nekaj dobrih ( so nažalost v engliš )

Three instructors and their students are on board a dive boat in the middle of the ocean. There is a NAUI instructor, a PADI instructor, and an SSI instructor. Everything is going fine until the boat springs a leak and starts to sink. The SSI instructor says to his students, Okay, were in the middle of the ocean, so we might as well do our deep dive. The NAUI instructor says to his students, Okay, we might as well do our navigation dive, so lets get our compasses out and swim towards shore. The PADI instructor says to his students, Okay, for $25 extra you guys get to do a wreck dive!



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My SCUBA instructor always stressed that you should never go diving alone. If you have equipment problems, your buddy can help you. If you run out of air, your buddy can help you. If you meet an aggressive shark, your odds are 50-50 instead of 100%
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How To Fail Your Open Water Test.
a. Tell your instructor you will race him to the surface.
b. Lie face down and motionless while holding your breath.
c. Loudly proclaim that safety stops are for wossies.
d. Show up with a set of tables based on your own algorithm thats WAY
better.
e. Spit in your wetsuit and pee in your mask.
f. Ask your instructor, which fin goes on which foot.
g. Tell your instructor there is no way you can lift a cylinder with 2000
pounds of air in it.
h. When asked for your dive plan, you hand over a bundle of travel
brochures.
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What Not To Say On A Dive Boat
a. Can I keep this coral your anchor broke off?
b. Buddy? Oh, did I go down with a buddy?
c. Can someone lend me a computer, mine keeps flashing DECO VIOLATION?
d. Does anyone else smell smoke?
e. What do I do with this bucket of vomit?
f. Is that your mask under my tank?
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How Good Is Your Instructor?
You know more than your instructor when: -
a. You have to lend him a weight so he can get under.
b. He keeps calling his scuba cylinder an oxygen tank.
c. He fills out a dive log entry for every pool session.
d. He is a victim in your rescue course, and he isnt playing.
e. His new dive computer is a Palm Pilot.
f. You ask him about nitrox and he says he doesnt watch wrestling.
g. If you get hiccups underwater he tells you to hold your breath.
h. He tells you not to worry about your gauges, YOULL KNOW WHEN YOURE
OUT OF AIR!!
i. He tells you to wear gloves so that the coral wont cut you as you drag
yourself over the reef.
j. He tells you to use all your air underwater - waste not - want not.
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Does your buddy hate you if: -
a. He gives you the wait here sign and you are still on the boat?
b. He forgets to close your dry suit zipper?
c. When you give him the out of air signal, he passes you his snorkel?
d. When you indicate you are low on air, he writes on his slate Ill get
you some and swims off?
e. You give him the OK signal and he gives you the finger?
f. He spits in your mask for you, but you havent taken it off yet?
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One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever.

The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy joined him a minute later. The diver went below 15 more feet, a minute later, the same guy joined him.

This confused the diver, so he took out a waterproof chalkboard, and wrote, How the heck are you able to stay under this deep without equipment?

The guy took the board and chalk, erased what the diver had written, and wrote, Im drowning, you moron
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hehe...lokalni matador...
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slika me spominja na Markota v Lovrečici 1998 - isto je dela, pa to z ponekom...

http://cgi.ebay.com/Finis-Waterproof-256mb-underwater-MP3-Player-w-Goggles_W0QQitemZ320064934769QQihZ011QQcategoryZ1300QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItem

Svašta, kaj si vse ne zmislijo...

se pa to ni nič več tak novega... :) to je tudi v našin trgovinah.

http://www.mimovrste.com/artikel/1580043526/mp3-predvajalnik-nu-dolphin-vodoodporen



če sem čist iskren, sem ga mel še pred kakim tednom v planu... :lol:

Ti vsaj ne dekompresiji nede dosadno...

Ne serte ga pubeci... Jadran je tako ali tako že izropan, pol pa bi še preostale ribe spizdle... :lol: :lol: :lol: Dvomim, da bi jim bil tehno ali rave ali lojtrca domačih všeč... :no: :no: :no: Pol pa bi se pizdli, ker niste na tauhu nič vidli ( pardon rumenotrupe črnoglavke in hirošima diverji bodo vedno )... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Napovedovanje vremena po prekmursko...

Pa če mi briše kdo ta video od adminiov pa mi je tudi vseeno.

Fajn za pogledat: Ivica sam doma